I'm sorry this post is two days late. Things have been a bit fraught here lately. Ebony, my four year old sable ferret is sick. She has been looking pale and interesting for a few days now and I've been keeping an anxious eye on her for more concrete symptoms. She is my granddaughter Hannah's favourite ferret because Hannah can hold her and Ebony will just continue her 23 hour nap in Hannah's arms. Hannah says that Ebony is quiet but the other ferrets are too jazzy for her liking. Ebony is far from Jazzy.
Being an unjazzy ferret means that it's hard to tell when she's feeling off colour. Most active ferrets slow down when they aren't feeling well, but if Ebony slowed down any further she'd be comatose. Ebony also suffers from hay fever so the odd sneeze or two isn't an indication of germs running rampant in that little body. A word here about Ebony's hay fever. Horton, by four year old white male ferret share's Ebony's delicate nasal tissues and suffers from hay fever as well. Both ferrets like nothing better than to embarras me in front of visitors who have wanted to meet them but diving under some piece of furniture and coming out with a large dustbunny on their nose and performing the most elaborate sneezing session you've ever seen! Both little ferrets are jet propelled backwards by the force of each sneeze, leaving the visitor in no doubt that 1. I'm a bad housekeeper and 2. My poor little ferrets are made to suffer because of it.
The first real indication that Ebony wasn't well came on Friday night. I took their dinner out to their cage and woke Ebony up to tell her dinner was served. Ebony usually makes her way to the feed dish in a somewhat sonabilist way, gives herself a littl shake to help her wake up properly, and tucks into dinner with the only show of energy we see all day. On Friday Ebony showed no interest in the feed dish and simply wanted to go back to bed. I placed some of the food on the spoon and offered it to Ebony so she wouldn't have to muscle in amongst the other ferrets getting their nightly calories, but Ebony only ate two little nibbles and then refused the rest. Ebony is normally a rotund little ferret so this was very unusual. I picked her up to have a good look at her and, after putting my reading glasses on, noticed she had a yucky nose to go with her loss of apetite. Like the good mother I am, I cleaned up her nose, felt it to see if she was running a temperature and the proceeded to worry about her for the rest of the night. It was too late to call the vet so I had to wait until morning.
Of course, Ebony had chosen the worse day to confirm her illness. Saturday was the day Graeme and I had two meetings about 100 kilometres apart to attend that day. After a night of intense worry that Ebony would prove too ill to make it through the night, giving her lots of cuddles and moral support (when I should have let her get some sleep to help in her recovery) and generally tossing and turning all night, Saturday morning shone bright and clear. Ebony was up and about - very, very unusual for her and champing at the bit to get at her food bowl. If it wasn't for her yucky nose again this morning I might have called the whole idea of the vet off, but the yucky nose was there, and no matter how hard she tried to convince me she was on the mend, little sneezes errupted every now and then.
Organising the vet visit was both complicated and time consuming. It involved dropping her off at the vet's, going to meeting number 1, Graeme leaving the meeting early and picking Ebony up and then taking her to Savannah and Justin's to be babysat until the meeting finished. Picking Ebony up from there and taking her home, then leaving for meeting number 2. It's a good thing she's such a gorgeous ferret I tell you!!!
Ebony is home and recovering now. She has to take the tiniest amount of antibiotic you've ever seen from the tiniest syringe you've ever seen. It's banana flavoured so Ebony is all in favour of being medicated. In fact she'd like to be medicated a bit more - she loves bananas.
So all in all things didn't go to badly for Ebony. We still hear little sneezes coming from the middle of the pile of blankets in the inside ferret cage and I still have the pleasure of nose cleaning a couple of times a day, but Ebony is over the worst and well and truly on the mend.
All I have to do is worry about Miette catching the dreaded respiratory infection now. Miette is a Prima Donna of the highest degree so won't that be fun?!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Good Grooming Can Be A Health Hazard
You’d think that grooming an ex-show dog would be easy wouldn’t you? All you need to do is to get your dog and grooming brush together and the rest will almost take care of itself. Well let me tell you, it might be easy to groom the average show dog, but just let that average show dog come and live with me and all his good manners training flies out the window.
I am not new to the art of grooming dogs. Years ago, when we lived at Hill Top just outside of Mittagong, I owned an Old English Sheepdog named Aasta (actually her kennel name was Weeack Warm Welcome, but we tried not to hold that against her). We had no ambitions to show Aasta, but of course she needed daily grooming to keep her from looking like a birch broom in a fit, to use one of my grandmother’s favourite terms for describing me during my scruffier years.
There was little drama in grooming Aasta. She’d dutifully climb onto the grooming table, sit facing me for the ever essential grooming of her chest, stand quietly when asked so that I could groom first one side and then the other and finally lie on her back so that I could get to the tummy region. All this, as I said, took place without incident. Aasta loved being groomed but at all times she displayed impeccable manners, if at times a somewhat pained expression when I tackled a difficult knot. After Aasta’s grooming session had been completed Deci, my German Shepherd Labrador cross, rocked up for her fair share of the grooming brush. Needless to say Deci’s short, brown coat didn’t need grooming but I am an equal opportunity pet owner and Deci was entitled to equivalent time on the grooming table. Again Deci’s grooming was undertaken in almost a state of tedium on my part with Deci obediently going through the motions to allow me access to various regions of her body. Thus I whiled away my first few years as the owner of a long coated dog. It lulled me into a false sense of security I can tell you.
When Billy bounded into my life one of the first things I did was purchase a brand new, double sided grooming brush. Billy is a rough coated St. Bernard, so while his fur is nowhere near as long as Aasta’s was, he still possesses quite a bit of soft undercoat that is inclined to work itself into the odd knot or two if left to its own devices. Grooming Billy, I thought, would be a synch. He’d been bred to enter shows and of course that meant he had spent his formative years learning to love being groomed and assuming whatever position was required for his groomer to get to those less accessible body parts.
This was going to be easier than grooming our huge male Maremma, Apollo I thought. Apollo felt that submitting to being brushed or even tidied up in any way cast a slight on his masculinity. Apollo almost had to be hog-tied in his youth in order for me to attack his many matted regions, brought about when he began to shed his winter coat. With plenty of grumbling on Apollo’s part about being a tough guarding dog who had no time or patience with this sissy beauty parlour treatment, Apollo would endure a minimum of grooming before breaking free and stalking off back to his flock.
To say that Billy enjoys being groomed is to understate the emotions that run through my boisterous St Bernard. A\s soon as he sees me pick up his grooming brush he goes into full throttle delight, sidling up to me to offer his rear end as the most desirable grooming site first. Having the base of his tail groomed is absolute heaven to Billy. As soon as the bristles move to that tender area of his person he begins to buckle at the knees with a dopey, far away look of ecstasy in his eyes.
Now none of this would present a problem if that were all I had to endure while tidying Billy’s vast acreage. But Billy has a rival at grooming time in the shape of Shadow, our pint sized Silky type dog. Shadow is getting on in years now. We are not at all sure of her age because she was an adult dog when she wandered into our lives as a homeless waif about go give birth to a huge litter of pups. That was about nine or ten years ago now, so she is definitely an elderly dog. Shadow’s advancing years have brought with them the beginnings of cataracts, but apart from that she is a very spry old lady. Her less that perfect eyesight does mean that she is likely to blunder into any small object that crosses her path, and on bad days even large objects like Billy are at risk.
So, Billy’s daily grooming sessions usually go something like this: I’m inside, sitting down and quietly occupied – usually sewing, when the most unwelcome thought that I haven’t groomed Billy today occurs to me. I remember that when I saw him that morning his front half was coated in mud. How Billy manages to find this mud is a mystery to me. We are in the middle of a drought and I would dare anyone to find a puddle of water on the property – dams included, Billy regularly presents himself at the back door first thing in the morning with his obligatory mud caked forefront. Anyway, back to my musings … I might stop to recall the previous day’s grooming session, but I have found it is best if I don’t. The memory of the full on battle to groom one excited Billy and one jealous Shadow is enough to make even a professional groomer quake – and I’m far from a professional groomer! After giving myself a mental shake, I take a deep breath and head for the back porch. Sure enough, there’s Billy – often sitting with a treasured shoe between his paws while strings of drool fall into it. We have learned never to put on an outdoor shoe without first conducting a drool search of its interior. While Billy appears happily occupied fawning over a shoe, he is really waiting to ambush whoever comes out the back door in an effort to get just one more pat.
As soon as he sees my hand moving in the direction of the grooming brush, Billy leaps into action. This is better than getting a pat! This is what he lives for! He immediately sidles up to me moving in a crab like fashion, with his back end wagging from side to side as the force of his wagging tail carries the rest of his hind quarters with it. He manoeuvrers his bulk so as to present as much of his body to me as possible. At the last minute he executes a neat body twist, which means that his overlarge rump is now not only facing me, but also pushing up against me and driving me into the wall of the house. At this stage, I always seem to yell “Get out of it!” Why I say that I don’t know, but it’s what always seems to come out. I’m sure “Please don’t squash me against the house wall,” would make more sense, but it never occurs to me to try that approach. On second thoughts the polite approach would most probably fall on deaf doggy ears.
My rebuke usually has the effect of causing Billy to try to see what all the fuss is about by swinging his head around in my direction again, forming a St Bernard U shape because his bottom continues to pin me to the wall. When he sees that I’m still in one piece, but not brushing him yet, he gives me a very offended look and wiggles his bottom up closer to my body to give me a better chance of connecting brush and Billy together. When this doesn’t work either, Billy adjusts his getting ready to be groomed technique slightly. He quickly turns so that his head is now in my stomach with me still pinned against the wall. You might have noticed that no actual grooming has yet taken place. Shadow who can only vaguely make out what is happening, on the other hand, counts Billy’s grooming time from the time she sees me picking up the brush, so in her estimation I have now had enough time to spruce up the large dog and it’s now her turn at the beauty parlour.
Shadow might be our smallest dog, but she has a lot in common with our smaller ferret, Miette. They are both very pushy females. Shadow has maintained her position of top dog in the house yard by the simple expedient of refusing to recongnise any other dog’s claim to the alpha position. She didn’t get into those exhaustive battles that Billy and Apollo indulged in for a while. She was happy to let them fight it out and when the dust had settled she didn’t even bother to find out if there was a winner, she just went on about her daily routine and continued to treat each of the large male dogs with haughty tolerance. So when Shadow decides that it is her turn to be groomed she simply steps between Billy’s front legs and presents herself for her turn with the grooming brush.
Why this ploy always surprises Billy I don’t know. You’d think after three months of finding a small furry dog down there between his front legs early in every grooming session, he’d come to expect to see her there. But no, Billy is always taken unawares and has to halt briefly in his attempts to get his entire body closest to the brush to see what that funny feeling is around his front paws. This lull in the proceedings gives Shadow the opportunity for which she has been waiting. She then scampers out from under Billy and rolls onto her back, presenting a vast area of tummy to be brushed. While she is in this somewhat vulnerable position she tries to keep a wary eye on the large amount of dog just above her. I usually take a few well-meaning swipes at Shadow’s soft underbelly and assure her she has now had equal time with the grooming brush. Shadow is forced to accept this meagre offering because by now Billy has assured himself that whatever it was that was puzzlingly worrying his feet has now just as mysteriously left and he has turned his attentions back to getting his daily brushing.
After more gyrations on Billy’s behalf and defensive manoeuvres on mine, the brush finally makes contact with Billy’s body and the grooming officially begins. Eventually we reach the stage in proceedings where under his jaw and his chest needs my gentle ministrations. This is the time that a lesser woman would leave Billy’s mud caked body to set like concrete while she heads for the hills. The cleaning down of Billy’s front half is not difficult in itself, it’s the little dance that Billy and I perform each day just prior to me getting at his front that would make a strong woman wilt. Over the months I quickly learned that the easiest way to get at Billy’s grubby fore regions is to position him at the bottom of the steps with me sitting on the top step so that I am face to face with the vast expanse of muddy chest. While positioning Billy sounds easy, let me assure you it is far from it. I begin by taking Billy by the collar and descending the steps, releasing my hold on Billy and walking up the two steps to the top of the porch. A piece of cake I hear you say. Well, the only problem with this method is that Billy always beats me back to the top of the porch, ready to welcome me home as soon as I gain the porch again.
I have tried various amendments to the above procedure and all work about once. After that we are back to our little dance of Billy side stepping my move to block him from the steps and racing me for the prime position at the top of the steps. I have now taken to sitting on the top step while Billy prances around me trying to inveigle me to get on with the brushing. Billy employs very underhand tactics I’m sorry to say. He sits beside me with one huge paw around my shoulder and his very moist jaws resting on the top of my head and lately he has taken to licking my ear with his huge sloppy tongue. To make matters worse, yes this situation can actually get worse, Shadow sees this as her best opportunity to get some more brushing herself. She wriggles her way through any piece of daylight Billy leaves between my body and his, gaining a little more ground with each wiggle. When she has claimed enough of the top step for herself she once again presents the tummy for my attentions. To say that I am a bit distracted by Billy’s antics is an understatement. It takes all my attention and effort not to get pushed off the step while Billy is trying to get up close and personal with the grooming brush. Shadow’s subtle requests for a bit more brushing usually fall on deaf ears, or rather ears that are busily occupied trying not to be licked by a huge St Bernard tongue.
Now once Billy remembers that his overly friendly approach to me sitting on the top step never works, he docilely ambles to the bottom step to offer his front for grooming. Having his chest groomed is not his favourite part of the proceedings because I often find a few knots in the undergrowth. But Billy is a realist and resignedly takes the good with the bad.
By this time we have almost come to the end of our grooming session. I now give Billy’s back another brushing just to show there are no hard feelings. Billy responds by burying his head in my lap and making loud snoring noises. Unfortunately these snoring noises immediately galvanise Shadow into action. She comes skittering back from where ever she has retired to during the latter part of Billy’s and my skirmish and once again presents the tummy for grooming. She usually arrives with such force that I leap into action to prevent her sliding right off the steps and into the garden. This of course means that the Billy grooming hand is removed from Billy and used in conjunction with the other hand in rescuing Shadow from her fate. Billy once again begins his getting as close as possible manoeuvres, which often tip me over backwards as he climbs the steps and moves his head into my chest.
After I have fought my way clear of dogs both large and small, I pull myself up using Billy for leverage and totter into the house. Once I have returned to the relative safety of the kitchen, I make myself a cup of tea and then retire to the bathroom to see to my own grooming. Because if there’s one thing that Billy’s daily grooming session accomplishes it’s the ruination of my own personal neatness.
I am not new to the art of grooming dogs. Years ago, when we lived at Hill Top just outside of Mittagong, I owned an Old English Sheepdog named Aasta (actually her kennel name was Weeack Warm Welcome, but we tried not to hold that against her). We had no ambitions to show Aasta, but of course she needed daily grooming to keep her from looking like a birch broom in a fit, to use one of my grandmother’s favourite terms for describing me during my scruffier years.
There was little drama in grooming Aasta. She’d dutifully climb onto the grooming table, sit facing me for the ever essential grooming of her chest, stand quietly when asked so that I could groom first one side and then the other and finally lie on her back so that I could get to the tummy region. All this, as I said, took place without incident. Aasta loved being groomed but at all times she displayed impeccable manners, if at times a somewhat pained expression when I tackled a difficult knot. After Aasta’s grooming session had been completed Deci, my German Shepherd Labrador cross, rocked up for her fair share of the grooming brush. Needless to say Deci’s short, brown coat didn’t need grooming but I am an equal opportunity pet owner and Deci was entitled to equivalent time on the grooming table. Again Deci’s grooming was undertaken in almost a state of tedium on my part with Deci obediently going through the motions to allow me access to various regions of her body. Thus I whiled away my first few years as the owner of a long coated dog. It lulled me into a false sense of security I can tell you.
When Billy bounded into my life one of the first things I did was purchase a brand new, double sided grooming brush. Billy is a rough coated St. Bernard, so while his fur is nowhere near as long as Aasta’s was, he still possesses quite a bit of soft undercoat that is inclined to work itself into the odd knot or two if left to its own devices. Grooming Billy, I thought, would be a synch. He’d been bred to enter shows and of course that meant he had spent his formative years learning to love being groomed and assuming whatever position was required for his groomer to get to those less accessible body parts.
This was going to be easier than grooming our huge male Maremma, Apollo I thought. Apollo felt that submitting to being brushed or even tidied up in any way cast a slight on his masculinity. Apollo almost had to be hog-tied in his youth in order for me to attack his many matted regions, brought about when he began to shed his winter coat. With plenty of grumbling on Apollo’s part about being a tough guarding dog who had no time or patience with this sissy beauty parlour treatment, Apollo would endure a minimum of grooming before breaking free and stalking off back to his flock.
To say that Billy enjoys being groomed is to understate the emotions that run through my boisterous St Bernard. A\s soon as he sees me pick up his grooming brush he goes into full throttle delight, sidling up to me to offer his rear end as the most desirable grooming site first. Having the base of his tail groomed is absolute heaven to Billy. As soon as the bristles move to that tender area of his person he begins to buckle at the knees with a dopey, far away look of ecstasy in his eyes.
Now none of this would present a problem if that were all I had to endure while tidying Billy’s vast acreage. But Billy has a rival at grooming time in the shape of Shadow, our pint sized Silky type dog. Shadow is getting on in years now. We are not at all sure of her age because she was an adult dog when she wandered into our lives as a homeless waif about go give birth to a huge litter of pups. That was about nine or ten years ago now, so she is definitely an elderly dog. Shadow’s advancing years have brought with them the beginnings of cataracts, but apart from that she is a very spry old lady. Her less that perfect eyesight does mean that she is likely to blunder into any small object that crosses her path, and on bad days even large objects like Billy are at risk.
So, Billy’s daily grooming sessions usually go something like this: I’m inside, sitting down and quietly occupied – usually sewing, when the most unwelcome thought that I haven’t groomed Billy today occurs to me. I remember that when I saw him that morning his front half was coated in mud. How Billy manages to find this mud is a mystery to me. We are in the middle of a drought and I would dare anyone to find a puddle of water on the property – dams included, Billy regularly presents himself at the back door first thing in the morning with his obligatory mud caked forefront. Anyway, back to my musings … I might stop to recall the previous day’s grooming session, but I have found it is best if I don’t. The memory of the full on battle to groom one excited Billy and one jealous Shadow is enough to make even a professional groomer quake – and I’m far from a professional groomer! After giving myself a mental shake, I take a deep breath and head for the back porch. Sure enough, there’s Billy – often sitting with a treasured shoe between his paws while strings of drool fall into it. We have learned never to put on an outdoor shoe without first conducting a drool search of its interior. While Billy appears happily occupied fawning over a shoe, he is really waiting to ambush whoever comes out the back door in an effort to get just one more pat.
As soon as he sees my hand moving in the direction of the grooming brush, Billy leaps into action. This is better than getting a pat! This is what he lives for! He immediately sidles up to me moving in a crab like fashion, with his back end wagging from side to side as the force of his wagging tail carries the rest of his hind quarters with it. He manoeuvrers his bulk so as to present as much of his body to me as possible. At the last minute he executes a neat body twist, which means that his overlarge rump is now not only facing me, but also pushing up against me and driving me into the wall of the house. At this stage, I always seem to yell “Get out of it!” Why I say that I don’t know, but it’s what always seems to come out. I’m sure “Please don’t squash me against the house wall,” would make more sense, but it never occurs to me to try that approach. On second thoughts the polite approach would most probably fall on deaf doggy ears.
My rebuke usually has the effect of causing Billy to try to see what all the fuss is about by swinging his head around in my direction again, forming a St Bernard U shape because his bottom continues to pin me to the wall. When he sees that I’m still in one piece, but not brushing him yet, he gives me a very offended look and wiggles his bottom up closer to my body to give me a better chance of connecting brush and Billy together. When this doesn’t work either, Billy adjusts his getting ready to be groomed technique slightly. He quickly turns so that his head is now in my stomach with me still pinned against the wall. You might have noticed that no actual grooming has yet taken place. Shadow who can only vaguely make out what is happening, on the other hand, counts Billy’s grooming time from the time she sees me picking up the brush, so in her estimation I have now had enough time to spruce up the large dog and it’s now her turn at the beauty parlour.
Shadow might be our smallest dog, but she has a lot in common with our smaller ferret, Miette. They are both very pushy females. Shadow has maintained her position of top dog in the house yard by the simple expedient of refusing to recongnise any other dog’s claim to the alpha position. She didn’t get into those exhaustive battles that Billy and Apollo indulged in for a while. She was happy to let them fight it out and when the dust had settled she didn’t even bother to find out if there was a winner, she just went on about her daily routine and continued to treat each of the large male dogs with haughty tolerance. So when Shadow decides that it is her turn to be groomed she simply steps between Billy’s front legs and presents herself for her turn with the grooming brush.
Why this ploy always surprises Billy I don’t know. You’d think after three months of finding a small furry dog down there between his front legs early in every grooming session, he’d come to expect to see her there. But no, Billy is always taken unawares and has to halt briefly in his attempts to get his entire body closest to the brush to see what that funny feeling is around his front paws. This lull in the proceedings gives Shadow the opportunity for which she has been waiting. She then scampers out from under Billy and rolls onto her back, presenting a vast area of tummy to be brushed. While she is in this somewhat vulnerable position she tries to keep a wary eye on the large amount of dog just above her. I usually take a few well-meaning swipes at Shadow’s soft underbelly and assure her she has now had equal time with the grooming brush. Shadow is forced to accept this meagre offering because by now Billy has assured himself that whatever it was that was puzzlingly worrying his feet has now just as mysteriously left and he has turned his attentions back to getting his daily brushing.
After more gyrations on Billy’s behalf and defensive manoeuvres on mine, the brush finally makes contact with Billy’s body and the grooming officially begins. Eventually we reach the stage in proceedings where under his jaw and his chest needs my gentle ministrations. This is the time that a lesser woman would leave Billy’s mud caked body to set like concrete while she heads for the hills. The cleaning down of Billy’s front half is not difficult in itself, it’s the little dance that Billy and I perform each day just prior to me getting at his front that would make a strong woman wilt. Over the months I quickly learned that the easiest way to get at Billy’s grubby fore regions is to position him at the bottom of the steps with me sitting on the top step so that I am face to face with the vast expanse of muddy chest. While positioning Billy sounds easy, let me assure you it is far from it. I begin by taking Billy by the collar and descending the steps, releasing my hold on Billy and walking up the two steps to the top of the porch. A piece of cake I hear you say. Well, the only problem with this method is that Billy always beats me back to the top of the porch, ready to welcome me home as soon as I gain the porch again.
I have tried various amendments to the above procedure and all work about once. After that we are back to our little dance of Billy side stepping my move to block him from the steps and racing me for the prime position at the top of the steps. I have now taken to sitting on the top step while Billy prances around me trying to inveigle me to get on with the brushing. Billy employs very underhand tactics I’m sorry to say. He sits beside me with one huge paw around my shoulder and his very moist jaws resting on the top of my head and lately he has taken to licking my ear with his huge sloppy tongue. To make matters worse, yes this situation can actually get worse, Shadow sees this as her best opportunity to get some more brushing herself. She wriggles her way through any piece of daylight Billy leaves between my body and his, gaining a little more ground with each wiggle. When she has claimed enough of the top step for herself she once again presents the tummy for my attentions. To say that I am a bit distracted by Billy’s antics is an understatement. It takes all my attention and effort not to get pushed off the step while Billy is trying to get up close and personal with the grooming brush. Shadow’s subtle requests for a bit more brushing usually fall on deaf ears, or rather ears that are busily occupied trying not to be licked by a huge St Bernard tongue.
Now once Billy remembers that his overly friendly approach to me sitting on the top step never works, he docilely ambles to the bottom step to offer his front for grooming. Having his chest groomed is not his favourite part of the proceedings because I often find a few knots in the undergrowth. But Billy is a realist and resignedly takes the good with the bad.
By this time we have almost come to the end of our grooming session. I now give Billy’s back another brushing just to show there are no hard feelings. Billy responds by burying his head in my lap and making loud snoring noises. Unfortunately these snoring noises immediately galvanise Shadow into action. She comes skittering back from where ever she has retired to during the latter part of Billy’s and my skirmish and once again presents the tummy for grooming. She usually arrives with such force that I leap into action to prevent her sliding right off the steps and into the garden. This of course means that the Billy grooming hand is removed from Billy and used in conjunction with the other hand in rescuing Shadow from her fate. Billy once again begins his getting as close as possible manoeuvres, which often tip me over backwards as he climbs the steps and moves his head into my chest.
After I have fought my way clear of dogs both large and small, I pull myself up using Billy for leverage and totter into the house. Once I have returned to the relative safety of the kitchen, I make myself a cup of tea and then retire to the bathroom to see to my own grooming. Because if there’s one thing that Billy’s daily grooming session accomplishes it’s the ruination of my own personal neatness.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Mum-Puss Our New Landlady
After we bought our farm in Riverina but before we actually moved in, we travelled down here every second weekend to drop off bits of our farm equipment and allow Graeme extra chances to admire the country side. Each time we came down Iris and Henry, the about to retire couple who sold us the farm, invited us in for a cup of tea and a chat which usually centred on farming techniques in general, and farming “Spring Rock” in particular. During one of those chats Henry took Graeme out to show him something farmish, giving Mum-Puss, the one-eyed farm cat, the opportunity to sneak inside. I long ago realised that, given the opportunity, most animals make a bee-line for my lap as soon as they spot me. I’m sure that there is some secret sign on me that tells all animals that I’m a sure thing for a pat and some fussing over.
Mum-Puss apparently read the sign, headed straight for my lap, settled in and tried not to catch Iris’ eye. Mum-Puss sat on my lap there looking at me with her one, beautiful golden coloured eye and purring as if life didn't get much better than this. Apparently she'd gone out one night with two beautiful golden eyes and misplaced one of them sometime during the night - well that's how it sounded when Iris was telling me about it. Iris said Mum_Pusswas really an outside cat but she could stay inside this one time. Little did Mum-Puss or I know what a fateful deciscion that was going to be for both of us. We all settled down for a chat with Mum-Puss at the ready to contribute her mite to our tête-à-tête should the conversation turn to catching mice or the best way to wash yourself with your tongue. It didn't take long for the conversation to take a sinister turn from Mum-Puss' perspective.
Iris began to talk about Henry’s and her move to a house in town with a small back yard. She told me she’d have to have the two kelpies put down because working dogs don't take kindly to small back yards. I made a unilateral decision, took a deep breath, and told her not to worry about them, we'd keep them here and be grateful for their help with the sheep. While I was trying to figure out how to break the news to Graeme and stay happily married, Iris said that Mum-Puss was going to be put down because she, Iris, didn't think Mum-Puss, at her advanced age, would be happy in a small back yard and she was an outside cat. I took a seond deeper breath, gave Mum-Puss a pat for extra courage, looked into that one soulful eye (I swear she knew her life was on the line here!) and uttered the immortal words, "Don't worry about her either, I'll take her too."
Seeing that we already owned four dogs and two cats, I decided not to break the news of our increasing family to Graeme until he was driving home and therefore less likely to cry. Also with the main part of his concentration on driving it would be my best chance to introduce the fact that we were about to be three animals better off (or worse off if you looked at it from Graeme's point of view). I managed to tell Graeme about the pet population explosion and stay happily married, but it was a near thing. Graeme was at a disadvantage in any argument about our new farm, because he’d bought it without me seeing it . He hadn't noticed that it was one bedroom short and had a fuel stove for cooking and heating water, and we won't even discuss the outside toilet (it's on the back porch, but you do have to go outside to get to it!)
Being close to the Christmas holidays, Graeme and Rebecca moved in to set the farm up while Justin and I stayed in Picton with Joshua so we both could finish the year at our schools – Justin to complete Year 6 and me to finish my teaching year. Rebecca rang me. "Mum-Puss is looking very fat," she said. It seems that Mum-Puss was so relieved to find she still had a bright future that she’d gone out one night and celebrated. Despite her "advanced years", this resulted in her fuller figure and Bec's subsequent phone call a week or so later. "Mum-Puss has gone missing." And the phone call after that. "Mum-Puss is home and she's very thin." Her disappearance had lasted only a few days. Was her much sleeker figure due to Jenny Craig? Nope. Pussy Cat Pilates? Nope. A tummy full of kittens? Yep!
Stay tuned for part two of this story on Friday when I tell you how we managed to find the kittens.
Mum-Puss apparently read the sign, headed straight for my lap, settled in and tried not to catch Iris’ eye. Mum-Puss sat on my lap there looking at me with her one, beautiful golden coloured eye and purring as if life didn't get much better than this. Apparently she'd gone out one night with two beautiful golden eyes and misplaced one of them sometime during the night - well that's how it sounded when Iris was telling me about it. Iris said Mum_Pusswas really an outside cat but she could stay inside this one time. Little did Mum-Puss or I know what a fateful deciscion that was going to be for both of us. We all settled down for a chat with Mum-Puss at the ready to contribute her mite to our tête-à-tête should the conversation turn to catching mice or the best way to wash yourself with your tongue. It didn't take long for the conversation to take a sinister turn from Mum-Puss' perspective.
Iris began to talk about Henry’s and her move to a house in town with a small back yard. She told me she’d have to have the two kelpies put down because working dogs don't take kindly to small back yards. I made a unilateral decision, took a deep breath, and told her not to worry about them, we'd keep them here and be grateful for their help with the sheep. While I was trying to figure out how to break the news to Graeme and stay happily married, Iris said that Mum-Puss was going to be put down because she, Iris, didn't think Mum-Puss, at her advanced age, would be happy in a small back yard and she was an outside cat. I took a seond deeper breath, gave Mum-Puss a pat for extra courage, looked into that one soulful eye (I swear she knew her life was on the line here!) and uttered the immortal words, "Don't worry about her either, I'll take her too."
Seeing that we already owned four dogs and two cats, I decided not to break the news of our increasing family to Graeme until he was driving home and therefore less likely to cry. Also with the main part of his concentration on driving it would be my best chance to introduce the fact that we were about to be three animals better off (or worse off if you looked at it from Graeme's point of view). I managed to tell Graeme about the pet population explosion and stay happily married, but it was a near thing. Graeme was at a disadvantage in any argument about our new farm, because he’d bought it without me seeing it . He hadn't noticed that it was one bedroom short and had a fuel stove for cooking and heating water, and we won't even discuss the outside toilet (it's on the back porch, but you do have to go outside to get to it!)
Being close to the Christmas holidays, Graeme and Rebecca moved in to set the farm up while Justin and I stayed in Picton with Joshua so we both could finish the year at our schools – Justin to complete Year 6 and me to finish my teaching year. Rebecca rang me. "Mum-Puss is looking very fat," she said. It seems that Mum-Puss was so relieved to find she still had a bright future that she’d gone out one night and celebrated. Despite her "advanced years", this resulted in her fuller figure and Bec's subsequent phone call a week or so later. "Mum-Puss has gone missing." And the phone call after that. "Mum-Puss is home and she's very thin." Her disappearance had lasted only a few days. Was her much sleeker figure due to Jenny Craig? Nope. Pussy Cat Pilates? Nope. A tummy full of kittens? Yep!
Stay tuned for part two of this story on Friday when I tell you how we managed to find the kittens.
Friday, January 02, 2009
The Battle For The Laundry Floor
Ever since Billy came to live with us the most desirable piece of real-estate on the property has become the laundry floor. If only the dogs had a regular income – I could make an absolute killing by auctioning it off to the wealthiest bidder!
Before Apollo retired he lived with our ewes, guarding them and their offspring against all threats. He not only spent his days with the girls, he slept outdoors with them as well. When Apollo became too old to chase foxes and the like, he handed the mantle on to Penny, his daughter, and settled down to a life of easy retirement in our house yard. Being a Maremma, he knew that he needed to protect something from the evils of this world and as we humans insisted we didn’t need his protection in our own back yard, Apollo took the only course open to him and undertook to guard the toilet in the laundry.
From then on Apollo spent his time BB (Before Billy) divided between sleeping on the laundry floor, up close to the toilet when the weather was too hot for a large white dog to bear, and snoozing in the sun on cooler days. He slept most nights on the back porch eschewing the thick, warm blanket we had provided for his comfort (didn’t we know that Maremmas are used to living tough!?) and rising at dawn to meander off to have his morning exchange of insults with the working Kelpie types who live outside the house yard, before returning to the laundry toilet for guard duty.
For the first few days AB (After Billy), Apollo saw no reason to alter his routine. It then dawned on him that while he was whiling away his hours in the sun and indulging in a well earned snooze, that upstart Billy was indulging in his own, less well deserved snooze on Apollo’s laundry floor! Within half a metre of the vulnerable, unguarded toilet!! Apollo considered his options.
Option 1. He could ignore the blatant grab for this prime piece of real estate and tell everyone (especially Billy) that the weather had cooled down enough for him, Apollo to leave the laundry and spend his days and nights under the stars – it wasn’t as big an imposition to him as it might be for a certain, less civic minded, pampered dog who’d never guarded a sheep in his whole worthless life, naming no names (but it begins with B and rhymes with silly).
Option 2. He could stand his ground and insist on possession of what was rightfully his and therefore be required to participate in a number of possibly bloody skirmishes.
Not only was this option Apollo’s favourite, it was also his most effective for gaining possession of the coveted laundry floor. No sooner did I see Apollo limping uncomplainingly away from the laundry after slowly climbing up the back steps, hobbling towards the laundry only to gaze disconsolately at Bill sprawled out in the laundry doorway (Billy tends to overflow the laundry – he just can’t fit all of him inside when he lies down), than I turfed Billy out of the laundry and invited Apollo to enter paradise.
Apollo walked regally into the laundry, stopping first to sneer at Billy, who was being held back by his collar to prevent the inevitable skirmish for possession of the floor. Apollo took his time finding just the right spot to lie down, greeted Shadow as a welcome guest (Shadow had sole possession of the laundry before Apollo’s retirement), shut his eyes on Billy’s indignant face and indulged in the sleep of the victorious. From that day on Billy vowed to make the laundry his own. Shadow didn’t really care who thought they had the deeds to the laundry, because both Apollo and Billy magnanimously allowed her to take out a tenancy agreement for her little patch of the floor (complete with her own quilt, dog dish and water dish). I have a sneaking suspicion that both large boys know there’s no way they are going to be allowed to turf the Silky type out of the laundry, and that she wouldn’t go quietly anyway.
The ensuing battles were quick and decisive. Each morning as Apollo left the laundry for his morning constitutional and insult swap with the Kelpies, Billy would be waiting at the door ready to claim the coveted prize. Apollo, on his return, curled his lip, slinging an insult or two at Billy. Billy, who couldn't believe his ears, retaliated by going for Apollo’s throat. Apollo in turn snapped and snarled and bit any piece of Billy he could reach and a tournament to the death was in play. This of course brought all humans present, to the scene of the battle with plenty of yelling, tugging and not a little in-fighting between the assembled humans. In the end, the canine combatants were separated; Billy removed from the battlefield and given a strict talking to about appropriate behaviour towards one's elders. Billy always adjusted his features to register a combination of regret that such an incident had happened, shame that he had given in to his baser instinct and just a touch of, “I could have taken him down if you hadn’t interfered”. He then stalked off and found some other, less desirable spot for his morning snooze. Thankfully no real injuries were incurred by either dog during these tussles for supreme rights to the laundry. I wish I could say the same for one of the poor human referees.
It was during one of these heated exchanges, when I was the only human for miles around that I sustained the worst war wound to date. I was trying to come between the two combatants (I can’t haul either of these large boys off each other) when Apollo’s canine tooth connected with my arm instead of Billy’s body, producing a deep hole that penetrated right into the muscle of my forearm. After the dogs were persuaded to go their separate ways, though still swearing under their breath at each other, I retired to the house to tend my wound. The next day my arm was sore and swollen, but I had expected that. What I didn’t expect was what happened that night. All I needed was an anchor tattoo for my left arm to look exactly like Popeye’s! The brilliant red colour didn’t seem right either so Graeme drove me to the hospital where I was given a tetanus injection and antibiotics for a particularly nasty infection. My arm mended nicely and each day saw the swelling go down little by little.
It was after this that Billy found the most blatant racist law ever had been invoked at Spring Rock! The laundry was hence forth off limits at all times to St. Bernards. While Maremmas and Silky types were free to come and go as they pleased, St. Bernards were totally banned. Why wasn’t the United Nations informed!? Where were the economic sanctions against these cruel, racist people and their modi-coddled dogs? Billy wasn’t going to take this lying down (if you’ll excuse the pun). He’d fight the good fight (and if the occasion called for it – the not so good fight too). He’d never let an opportunity pass that he didn’t try to claim his rights of equality and make a stand for all St. Bernards wherever they were, and get into that laundry!
The one good thing that seemed to have come out of my pain and injury is that Apollo and Billy seem to have lost the taste for battle. Neither has ceded rights to the other where the laundry floor’s concerned, but they have agreed to find another way to sort out their differences. At the moment studiously ignoring each other seems to be the tactic of choice. Miette has lodged a protest because she enjoyed watching the battles, now sadly a thing of the past. Miette’s philosophy on life is “You can never have too much strife or violence!”
Apollo, now assured of sole possession of the laundry if you don’t count Shadow’s portion (and he doesn’t) has returned to his BB routine and enjoys quiet days of soaking up the sun and warm, comfortable nights sleeping in his laundry to the sounds of Billy’s snores on the other side of the door (and oh sweet victory, not in the laundry). Billy is welcome to Apollo’s shunned blanket on the porch because we bought Apollo two fluffy bath mats with rubber backing so that his old legs have no trouble with slipping on the tiles. Billy refuses to take Apollo’s cast offs and once again the blanket lies ignored on the porch floor.
Billy now claims the front veranda as his very own and spends a good part of every day dozing on the cold concrete in the overly cool shade. The front of the house doesn’t catch much sun, so while it’s a desirable location in the summer, it’s far from a sought-after spot in the cooler weather. Billy, if you were to ask him, would tell you that his ancestors are from Switzerland and Riverina winters are no more than a nice summer’s day in the land of his ancestors.
While the battles have ceased and Apollo and Billy have learned to studiously ignore one another (I think Apollo took lessons from the ferrets here). They are never to be found in the same part of the yard at the same time. Billy hasn’t given up his quest for the laundry floor although there has been a hiatus in the push for possession. One day he’ll arise the victor of oppression and again lie in the laundry (or all of him that will fit anyway) and claim the tiles, for all St. Bernards everywhere!!
Before Apollo retired he lived with our ewes, guarding them and their offspring against all threats. He not only spent his days with the girls, he slept outdoors with them as well. When Apollo became too old to chase foxes and the like, he handed the mantle on to Penny, his daughter, and settled down to a life of easy retirement in our house yard. Being a Maremma, he knew that he needed to protect something from the evils of this world and as we humans insisted we didn’t need his protection in our own back yard, Apollo took the only course open to him and undertook to guard the toilet in the laundry.
From then on Apollo spent his time BB (Before Billy) divided between sleeping on the laundry floor, up close to the toilet when the weather was too hot for a large white dog to bear, and snoozing in the sun on cooler days. He slept most nights on the back porch eschewing the thick, warm blanket we had provided for his comfort (didn’t we know that Maremmas are used to living tough!?) and rising at dawn to meander off to have his morning exchange of insults with the working Kelpie types who live outside the house yard, before returning to the laundry toilet for guard duty.
For the first few days AB (After Billy), Apollo saw no reason to alter his routine. It then dawned on him that while he was whiling away his hours in the sun and indulging in a well earned snooze, that upstart Billy was indulging in his own, less well deserved snooze on Apollo’s laundry floor! Within half a metre of the vulnerable, unguarded toilet!! Apollo considered his options.
Option 1. He could ignore the blatant grab for this prime piece of real estate and tell everyone (especially Billy) that the weather had cooled down enough for him, Apollo to leave the laundry and spend his days and nights under the stars – it wasn’t as big an imposition to him as it might be for a certain, less civic minded, pampered dog who’d never guarded a sheep in his whole worthless life, naming no names (but it begins with B and rhymes with silly).
Option 2. He could stand his ground and insist on possession of what was rightfully his and therefore be required to participate in a number of possibly bloody skirmishes.
Or
Option 3. (and Apollo’s favourite) Give his humans that long suffering look he’d developed and taken to an art form, sigh heavily and then limp painfully down the back porch to try to find a comfortable spot in the whole uncomfortable back yard (making sure his martyrish behaviour was keenly watched by his human family). Not only was this option Apollo’s favourite, it was also his most effective for gaining possession of the coveted laundry floor. No sooner did I see Apollo limping uncomplainingly away from the laundry after slowly climbing up the back steps, hobbling towards the laundry only to gaze disconsolately at Bill sprawled out in the laundry doorway (Billy tends to overflow the laundry – he just can’t fit all of him inside when he lies down), than I turfed Billy out of the laundry and invited Apollo to enter paradise.
Apollo walked regally into the laundry, stopping first to sneer at Billy, who was being held back by his collar to prevent the inevitable skirmish for possession of the floor. Apollo took his time finding just the right spot to lie down, greeted Shadow as a welcome guest (Shadow had sole possession of the laundry before Apollo’s retirement), shut his eyes on Billy’s indignant face and indulged in the sleep of the victorious. From that day on Billy vowed to make the laundry his own. Shadow didn’t really care who thought they had the deeds to the laundry, because both Apollo and Billy magnanimously allowed her to take out a tenancy agreement for her little patch of the floor (complete with her own quilt, dog dish and water dish). I have a sneaking suspicion that both large boys know there’s no way they are going to be allowed to turf the Silky type out of the laundry, and that she wouldn’t go quietly anyway.
The ensuing battles were quick and decisive. Each morning as Apollo left the laundry for his morning constitutional and insult swap with the Kelpies, Billy would be waiting at the door ready to claim the coveted prize. Apollo, on his return, curled his lip, slinging an insult or two at Billy. Billy, who couldn't believe his ears, retaliated by going for Apollo’s throat. Apollo in turn snapped and snarled and bit any piece of Billy he could reach and a tournament to the death was in play. This of course brought all humans present, to the scene of the battle with plenty of yelling, tugging and not a little in-fighting between the assembled humans. In the end, the canine combatants were separated; Billy removed from the battlefield and given a strict talking to about appropriate behaviour towards one's elders. Billy always adjusted his features to register a combination of regret that such an incident had happened, shame that he had given in to his baser instinct and just a touch of, “I could have taken him down if you hadn’t interfered”. He then stalked off and found some other, less desirable spot for his morning snooze. Thankfully no real injuries were incurred by either dog during these tussles for supreme rights to the laundry. I wish I could say the same for one of the poor human referees.
It was during one of these heated exchanges, when I was the only human for miles around that I sustained the worst war wound to date. I was trying to come between the two combatants (I can’t haul either of these large boys off each other) when Apollo’s canine tooth connected with my arm instead of Billy’s body, producing a deep hole that penetrated right into the muscle of my forearm. After the dogs were persuaded to go their separate ways, though still swearing under their breath at each other, I retired to the house to tend my wound. The next day my arm was sore and swollen, but I had expected that. What I didn’t expect was what happened that night. All I needed was an anchor tattoo for my left arm to look exactly like Popeye’s! The brilliant red colour didn’t seem right either so Graeme drove me to the hospital where I was given a tetanus injection and antibiotics for a particularly nasty infection. My arm mended nicely and each day saw the swelling go down little by little.
It was after this that Billy found the most blatant racist law ever had been invoked at Spring Rock! The laundry was hence forth off limits at all times to St. Bernards. While Maremmas and Silky types were free to come and go as they pleased, St. Bernards were totally banned. Why wasn’t the United Nations informed!? Where were the economic sanctions against these cruel, racist people and their modi-coddled dogs? Billy wasn’t going to take this lying down (if you’ll excuse the pun). He’d fight the good fight (and if the occasion called for it – the not so good fight too). He’d never let an opportunity pass that he didn’t try to claim his rights of equality and make a stand for all St. Bernards wherever they were, and get into that laundry!
The one good thing that seemed to have come out of my pain and injury is that Apollo and Billy seem to have lost the taste for battle. Neither has ceded rights to the other where the laundry floor’s concerned, but they have agreed to find another way to sort out their differences. At the moment studiously ignoring each other seems to be the tactic of choice. Miette has lodged a protest because she enjoyed watching the battles, now sadly a thing of the past. Miette’s philosophy on life is “You can never have too much strife or violence!”
Apollo, now assured of sole possession of the laundry if you don’t count Shadow’s portion (and he doesn’t) has returned to his BB routine and enjoys quiet days of soaking up the sun and warm, comfortable nights sleeping in his laundry to the sounds of Billy’s snores on the other side of the door (and oh sweet victory, not in the laundry). Billy is welcome to Apollo’s shunned blanket on the porch because we bought Apollo two fluffy bath mats with rubber backing so that his old legs have no trouble with slipping on the tiles. Billy refuses to take Apollo’s cast offs and once again the blanket lies ignored on the porch floor.
Billy now claims the front veranda as his very own and spends a good part of every day dozing on the cold concrete in the overly cool shade. The front of the house doesn’t catch much sun, so while it’s a desirable location in the summer, it’s far from a sought-after spot in the cooler weather. Billy, if you were to ask him, would tell you that his ancestors are from Switzerland and Riverina winters are no more than a nice summer’s day in the land of his ancestors.
While the battles have ceased and Apollo and Billy have learned to studiously ignore one another (I think Apollo took lessons from the ferrets here). They are never to be found in the same part of the yard at the same time. Billy hasn’t given up his quest for the laundry floor although there has been a hiatus in the push for possession. One day he’ll arise the victor of oppression and again lie in the laundry (or all of him that will fit anyway) and claim the tiles, for all St. Bernards everywhere!!
Monday, December 29, 2008
Shadow
When I first met Shadow, our little black and tan Silky Terrier type dog, she was scrounging dropped food from the car park of a shopping mall. When she was still there the following week with an aged, black potato chip hanging from her mouth, I knew that I had to do something so Rebecca, Joshua, Justin and I managed to convince this surprisingly overweight stray to throw her lot in with us. She sat on Joshua’s lap all the way home, looking at him adoringly. The rest of us she suspected, were definitely up to no good and couldn’t be trusted, but this tall, good looking boy was just what the doctor ordered for a little dog in distress. Once home she continued to follow Joshua wherever he went and so came to be christened Shadow.
Graeme came home that night without a care in the world only to find that the ever-growing pet population had once again increased by one. At that stage we didn’t know that our pet population was about to increase by a lot more than one!
Now if there’s one thing of which we can never accuse Shadow it’s being an ungrateful dog. She settled into our family quite easily and within a few days, even learned to trust the rest of us. Her attitude was if her personal god, Joshua liked us then that was all she needed for a recommendation in our favour. Before too many days had past, I discovered that Shadow’s round shape wasn’t due to an excess of worms, but rather an excess of pups! Day by day this little Silky type dog grew rounder and rounder, taking on the shape of an over-inflated balloon. Walking became more and more difficult for Shadow as her belly grew until finally her feet were no longer able to touch the ground. She looked exactly like a cartoon dog who had been blown up by an air pump. So Shadow spent her days resting on her bed or indicating by a series of sharp barks that she needed her new human family to rally round and give her some assistance so that she could answer calls of nature.
Thus I spent the first days of my university holidays, while everyone else was a school or work. Keeping my ears open for Shadow’s distress call and rushing outside to pick her up and put her in the garden so she could go to the toilet and then bring her back to her bed. Picking her up had it's own special problems. There was no obviously spot to grab and she squealed every time I tried to lift her. Shadow was a very cowardly little dog during those last few days. She seemed to squawk at nearly everything that happened to her, but I don't point the finger - I've never been pregnant with a litter of 9 so I don't feel that I can judge her. The large gap between Shadow’s feet and the ground lasted for two days before she finally delivered her brood. During these two days I lived in trepidation that she was going to need a caesarean to deliver her pups, and that Graeme would finally disown me. In the end there was no problem at all with Shadow’s confinement, she delivered her entire brood of nine pups naturally while we were asleep.
Now we were in deep trouble. Graeme’s patience with the rest of his family’s pre-disposition to welcome any and all animals into the fold, had worn extra thin. I think his breaking point came when I very recklessly pointed out that the dog count on our Razorback property was now 23! Our Maremma bitch, Robbie had recently given birth to a litter of ten pups. Apollo, our male Maremma and Socks our Kelpie made up the extra numbers. After taking in what I had said, Graeme tottered to the nearest chair and didn’t speak for some time (for which the rest of us were extremely grateful). When he did regain his powers of speech it was to ask us what we thought we were going to do with all these pups.
Robbie’s litter was not a problem. They were purebred Maremmas and very much in demand for guarding farm stock. Shadow’s more than likely Silky something else crosses, were likely to prove a challenge in finding homes for all eight of them (Shadow, believing nine to unlucky number squashed the 9th pup in her sleep). I galvanised the kids into action. They began doing the groundwork on their school bus and at school by telling everyone they could that we had eight of the most beautiful pups anyone had ever seen. We could have given the pups away several times each for all the children who wanted one of Shadow’s pups. My conscience wouldn’t allow me to dole out pups willy-nilly. I refused to hand over any pups without a parent present and in favour of taking it on. Things were starting to look grim. The pups had reached eight weeks of age and we hadn’t found a home for one. Robbie’s brood on the other hand, had all begun their careers as guarding dogs on other people’s property, so at least the dog count had reduced to 13. Graeme refused to be consoled by this piece of mathematics. In his estimation we were still at least ten dogs too many, if not 13.
I thanked God that six weeks later we hosted JOTA for the local Scouts and Guides. JOTA for those uninitiated in Scout and Guide lore stands for Jamboree On The Air. Guides and Scouts gather at various venues around the world and attempt to contact Guides and Scouts in other parts of the country or even in other countries. Our farm on the top of a mountain was ideal for radio reception so a camping weekend was organised for the Scouts and Guides and that weekend we played hosts to over 300 uniformed children and their leaders.
Now the wonderful thing about 300 plus children who are a captive audience for two whole days and at close quarters with a litter of adorable pups is that they very quickly devise plans not to go home at the end of the weekend without at least one little furry bundle. Thankfully the parents came to pick up their children and so got to observe child and treasured pup before they had been warned and made up a convincing argument against taking on one of Shadow’s team of eight. Consequently we found a home for all eight pups.
With only one return that night by a mother who had come to her senses when the pup began to pine for its mother, I felt that we'd got our money's worth out of hosing the JOTA weekend, despite the mystery stain on my kitchen ceiling that couldn't be removed no matter how many coats of paint we applied.
Graeme came home that night without a care in the world only to find that the ever-growing pet population had once again increased by one. At that stage we didn’t know that our pet population was about to increase by a lot more than one!
Now if there’s one thing of which we can never accuse Shadow it’s being an ungrateful dog. She settled into our family quite easily and within a few days, even learned to trust the rest of us. Her attitude was if her personal god, Joshua liked us then that was all she needed for a recommendation in our favour. Before too many days had past, I discovered that Shadow’s round shape wasn’t due to an excess of worms, but rather an excess of pups! Day by day this little Silky type dog grew rounder and rounder, taking on the shape of an over-inflated balloon. Walking became more and more difficult for Shadow as her belly grew until finally her feet were no longer able to touch the ground. She looked exactly like a cartoon dog who had been blown up by an air pump. So Shadow spent her days resting on her bed or indicating by a series of sharp barks that she needed her new human family to rally round and give her some assistance so that she could answer calls of nature.
Thus I spent the first days of my university holidays, while everyone else was a school or work. Keeping my ears open for Shadow’s distress call and rushing outside to pick her up and put her in the garden so she could go to the toilet and then bring her back to her bed. Picking her up had it's own special problems. There was no obviously spot to grab and she squealed every time I tried to lift her. Shadow was a very cowardly little dog during those last few days. She seemed to squawk at nearly everything that happened to her, but I don't point the finger - I've never been pregnant with a litter of 9 so I don't feel that I can judge her. The large gap between Shadow’s feet and the ground lasted for two days before she finally delivered her brood. During these two days I lived in trepidation that she was going to need a caesarean to deliver her pups, and that Graeme would finally disown me. In the end there was no problem at all with Shadow’s confinement, she delivered her entire brood of nine pups naturally while we were asleep.
Now we were in deep trouble. Graeme’s patience with the rest of his family’s pre-disposition to welcome any and all animals into the fold, had worn extra thin. I think his breaking point came when I very recklessly pointed out that the dog count on our Razorback property was now 23! Our Maremma bitch, Robbie had recently given birth to a litter of ten pups. Apollo, our male Maremma and Socks our Kelpie made up the extra numbers. After taking in what I had said, Graeme tottered to the nearest chair and didn’t speak for some time (for which the rest of us were extremely grateful). When he did regain his powers of speech it was to ask us what we thought we were going to do with all these pups.
Robbie’s litter was not a problem. They were purebred Maremmas and very much in demand for guarding farm stock. Shadow’s more than likely Silky something else crosses, were likely to prove a challenge in finding homes for all eight of them (Shadow, believing nine to unlucky number squashed the 9th pup in her sleep). I galvanised the kids into action. They began doing the groundwork on their school bus and at school by telling everyone they could that we had eight of the most beautiful pups anyone had ever seen. We could have given the pups away several times each for all the children who wanted one of Shadow’s pups. My conscience wouldn’t allow me to dole out pups willy-nilly. I refused to hand over any pups without a parent present and in favour of taking it on. Things were starting to look grim. The pups had reached eight weeks of age and we hadn’t found a home for one. Robbie’s brood on the other hand, had all begun their careers as guarding dogs on other people’s property, so at least the dog count had reduced to 13. Graeme refused to be consoled by this piece of mathematics. In his estimation we were still at least ten dogs too many, if not 13.
I thanked God that six weeks later we hosted JOTA for the local Scouts and Guides. JOTA for those uninitiated in Scout and Guide lore stands for Jamboree On The Air. Guides and Scouts gather at various venues around the world and attempt to contact Guides and Scouts in other parts of the country or even in other countries. Our farm on the top of a mountain was ideal for radio reception so a camping weekend was organised for the Scouts and Guides and that weekend we played hosts to over 300 uniformed children and their leaders.
Now the wonderful thing about 300 plus children who are a captive audience for two whole days and at close quarters with a litter of adorable pups is that they very quickly devise plans not to go home at the end of the weekend without at least one little furry bundle. Thankfully the parents came to pick up their children and so got to observe child and treasured pup before they had been warned and made up a convincing argument against taking on one of Shadow’s team of eight. Consequently we found a home for all eight pups.
With only one return that night by a mother who had come to her senses when the pup began to pine for its mother, I felt that we'd got our money's worth out of hosing the JOTA weekend, despite the mystery stain on my kitchen ceiling that couldn't be removed no matter how many coats of paint we applied.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Happy Christmas From All At Spring Rock
Everyone at Spring Rock would like to wish you all a very happy Christmas.
Billy sends big drooly kisses to you all.
Lancelot and Tristan have taken time out from fighting one another to say. "Have a purry day."
Guinevere just sends a disdainful glare but you know deep down inside she's saying happy Christmas (well, maybe not but we can always pretend).
Chacha and Chockcha the axolotyls are blowing festive bubbles your way.
Hedwig the galah and Nova Perris, the retired racing pigeon, wish you a very happy day with lots of treats (and speaking of treats, where are our's?!)
The Kelpies, Dione and Juno, took time out from running around the farm to pant, "Have a tail wagging Christmas and are we getting out marrow bones yet?"
Feather Duster the rooster, Pepper the Chinese Silky and the rest of the girls say, "Happy Christmas and may all the eggs you lay be small ones."
Farrer the White Suffolk ram says, "Happy Christmas and can you come a little closer and give my head a scratch please?"
The ferrets:
Miette and Horton say, "Yawn .... have a happy day."
Ebony would wish you a happy Christmas but she's still asleep.
Jocie is taking time out from her frenetic schedule of harrassing the other ferrets to play with her, to say, "puff, puff, puff, Yeah, happy Christmas. Now where is that Miette hiding?"
And the newest additions to Spring Rock, Byron (the albino baby ferret) and Cecilia (the sable baby ferret) say, "Wow! This is exciting! Our first Christmas!!!! What? Oh yes. Have a happy, bouncy Christmas everyone."
Cecilia and Byron. They belong to Savannah and Justin and are visiting here until Savannah and Justin can find a place of their own.
And from both us humans - have a wonderful Christmas. I hope it is filled with love, family and lots and lots of presents.
Billy sends big drooly kisses to you all.
Lancelot and Tristan have taken time out from fighting one another to say. "Have a purry day."
Guinevere just sends a disdainful glare but you know deep down inside she's saying happy Christmas (well, maybe not but we can always pretend).
Chacha and Chockcha the axolotyls are blowing festive bubbles your way.
Hedwig the galah and Nova Perris, the retired racing pigeon, wish you a very happy day with lots of treats (and speaking of treats, where are our's?!)The Kelpies, Dione and Juno, took time out from running around the farm to pant, "Have a tail wagging Christmas and are we getting out marrow bones yet?"
Feather Duster the rooster, Pepper the Chinese Silky and the rest of the girls say, "Happy Christmas and may all the eggs you lay be small ones."
Farrer the White Suffolk ram says, "Happy Christmas and can you come a little closer and give my head a scratch please?"
The ferrets:Miette and Horton say, "Yawn .... have a happy day."
Ebony would wish you a happy Christmas but she's still asleep.
Jocie is taking time out from her frenetic schedule of harrassing the other ferrets to play with her, to say, "puff, puff, puff, Yeah, happy Christmas. Now where is that Miette hiding?"
And the newest additions to Spring Rock, Byron (the albino baby ferret) and Cecilia (the sable baby ferret) say, "Wow! This is exciting! Our first Christmas!!!! What? Oh yes. Have a happy, bouncy Christmas everyone."
Cecilia and Byron. They belong to Savannah and Justin and are visiting here until Savannah and Justin can find a place of their own.And from both us humans - have a wonderful Christmas. I hope it is filled with love, family and lots and lots of presents.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Bathing Billy
When we first took possession of Billy he was in pristine condition, bathed, fluffed and groomed right down to his manicured toenails. Billy was a true sight to behold. On arrival at “Spring Rock” he was made to understand that while we loved him dearly, baths were in future going to be a rarer event, especially while the drought was in full swing. We were doling out water as if it was gold at that time and the gallons (or as modern society insist on calling them – the litres) of water required to keep Billy in the immaculate condition to which he was accustomed just couldn’t be afforded. I’ll admit I did briefly consider sharing a shower with him in an effort to conserve water, but after raising Bob the duck and sharing showers with that power hungry bird, I chickened out (if you’ll pardon the pun) and left Billy to grow grubbier and grubbier.
Don’t’ get me wrong. Billy wasn’t at all put out by this cut back to his personal hygiene routine. If anything he revelled in it, taking every opportunity to add another layer to the mud accumulated over the months. I did engage in daily brushing rituals, with Billy as a very active participant, but these always degenerated into a boisterous game where knocking me over and drooling all over me ended up as the main activity. Consequently Billy’s once sparkling white and glossy brown coat had begun to look decidedly the worse for wear. I have been throwing out gentle hints on the need to bathe Billy to Graeme and Justin for ages. You know the sort of thing, “When are you going to bath Billy for me?” And then, “When are you going to help me bath Billy?” and finally “I’ve got all the shampoos, towels and such ready and waiting, all I need is you and Billy in the bathroom!” Strangely none of these gentle requests succeeded in anything other than Graeme and Justin running as far from the bathroom as the farm permitted. There was always an excuse of farm work that had priority - a tractor to fix, sheep to crutch or cattle to drench – hang on we don’t own any cattle! The only way Billy was going to get close and personal with a tub full of water was if I took charge of the proceedings.
I chose my moment carefully. The moment I chose was my birthday, and I intended to pull that trump card out if necessary. Graeme’s self preservation sixth sense came into play and he scuttled for the neighbour’s place to help with fencing before I had even mentioned my plans. That still left Justin, who is also developing an early warning system where my pets’ needs are concerned. Fortunately Justin’s defence systems aren’t yet as finely tuned as Graeme’s. Justin informed me that he was leaving for Wagga at 1.30 and headed off to have a shower. I lectured him on not spreading water from one end of the bathroom to the other as he is inclined to do when showering. Don’t ask me how he manages it – I haven’t got the vaguest idea. He assures me he stays within the confines of the shower recess, with the curtain fully closed, but all I know is that when he leaves the bathroom it looks like a victim of a flash flood. I wanted the bathroom left in a fit condition for me to bath Billy when Justin was finished, although I made sure not to mention this yet in case Justin decided to dispense with his shower and bolt for Wagga immediately.
While Justin was showering I was gathering my supplies and battle plan. I was going to bath Billy today or bust. As soon as Justin left the bathroom (this time quite a dry and respectable bathroom for a change) I announced my plan. I was severely reminded that he was heading off for Wagga. There was no alternative. I played my trump card, “It’s my birthday, and I’m not complaining that you are going to Wagga and leaving me alone (sniff, sniff). All I’m asking is that you help me get Billy into the bath. You don’t have to stay to bath him, just lift his paws in and the rest will follow” accompanied by a pleading look with just a touch of reproach.
The guilt thing worked like a charm. Justin sighed heavily and agreed to get the bulk of the dog into the bath before he left. The best way to get Billy to the bathroom was via the front door. Billy spends his days on our back porch, from which vantage point he is able to waylay us as we go to and from the house to the farm. I stood on the front porch and called, “Here Billy, Billy, Billy!” No response. I tried again, “Here Billy, Billy, Billy!!” again the front yard was totally free of St. Bernards. I looked at Justin who began to form a refusal to drag Billy through the house to the bathroom, but before he could get the words out I devised a devious plan. Once again I opened my mouth to call, but this time I called, “Puss, Puss, Puss, Puss, Puss!” In no time at all Billy came hurtling around the front in search of any cat that might answer the call.
Justin and I had no trouble getting Billy inside. It has always been Billy’s dream to be a housedog. Actually it has always been his dream to be a lap dog, but I think even Billy recognises that will never happen. Billy happily danced along the hall with Justin attached to his collar. We steered him to the bathroom door. That’s when Billy put the breaks on. He came to an immediate stop when he saw the tiled floor, splayed his front legs far apart and tried to back away at the same time. Justin almost got whiplash! I was bringing up the rear encouraging Billy and complimenting him on being such a good dog. I was cut off in mid sentence by this sudden halt and ran into the back of Billy who was moving as quickly as he could drag Justin with him in my direction.
You might remember that the reason I was given Billy in the first place was because he hated going to dog shows. It was slowly becoming evident that Billy very closely associated being shown with being bathed. With a very reproachful look at me, Billy kept backing away from the bathroom, muttering about people lulling a dog into a false sense of security for five months before getting ready to drag him off to a show without so much as a by your leave. It only took a little amount of effort on Justin’s part and plenty of reassurances that there was no show at the end of this bathing session on mine, to get Billy actually in the room and facing the bath. I then speedily closed the door. With a great deal of moaning about being clean and dressed for town, Justin was nonetheless persuaded into lifting first Billy’s front legs and then his back legs into the bath of warm water. I will admit that it wasn’t as easy as it sounds. The problem was that as soon as Billy’s front legs were settled in the bath and Justin headed for his back end, Billy would simply lift his front legs out and turn around to face Justin’s ever growing wrath. In the end we worked as a team (all except Billy that is – he was playing for the opposing team) and Billy was duly plonked unceremoniously in the tub.
As soon as the last paw hit the water and Billy’s collar whisked off, Justin did a runner for Wagga, leaving me alone with a decidedly dejected and soggy dog. I set to, slathering shampoo all over Billy and telling him what a good boy he was and how beautiful he was going to look. In retrospect, telling him he was going to look beautiful wasn’t a good idea. It made my protestations about not going to a dog show sound phoney. Throughout the lathering and rubbing session Billy stood in the tub with a stoic expression on his face, contenting himself with darting wounded looks in my direction. He chose to follow the passive resistance example set by Ghandi and the like, and while offering no real opposition to being bathed, he wasn’t going to help in any way either. I soon found out just how hard it is to reach those more inaccessible body parts of a huge, wet dog who won’t budge an inch.
As I moved to Billy’s back end, he saw his opportunity and climbed out of the bath. Don’t think that I was just standing there watching him leave. I had hold of his back end and was pulling for all I was worth, which in a battle of strength between Billy and me isn’t very much I can tell you, all the while commanding that Billy stop and get back here. With each step Billy took I moved closer and closer to losing my balance and landing in the muddy soup that was Billy’s bath. In the end I decided to make the best of it and steered Billy’s front end through the shower curtain and into the shower recess. Once he was in I blocked off as much of the opening as possible and turned on the shower. Billy’s reaction was to try for sympathy. He lowered his head almost to the tiles and began to let out pathetic little snoring noises with each breath. At first I thought I might be accidentally drowning him. I turned off the shower and performed a quick check of his nose and vital signs. I reassured myself that he wasn’t in any danger of inhaling water and once again turned on the shower.
After what felt like hours of playing the water over his back and neck in an effort to rinse off the soap under his belly and chin, I was beginning to make some headway. Billy all this time seemed to have resigned himself to his fate and stood still, if dejectedly, while I rinsed off as much of him as I could reach. What I didn’t know was that Billy was formulating his own devious plans. When I moved to rinse his back end, Billy saw what he had been waiting for - an opening between me and the shower wall. He lost no time in leaving the shower recess to stand dripping on the bathroom floor. There was no way I could get him back in the shower now so I opened the door and scurried out into the hallway to leave him in the bathroom to shake off the excess water. As soon as I was on the other side of the closed door, I remembered that I had taken my jumper off and placed it on the vanity with our towels, well out of Billy’s reach, but not well out of shaking range. I dashed back into the bathroom to rescue these items. Not a good move. As I dashed in, Billy dashed out as fast as a soggy St. Bernard can. Did he head for the front door and freedom? Did he head for the back door and his old familiar porch? Not likely. He noticed the open door just beside the bathroom and ran in there. Here he proceeded to shake and shake spreading water far and wide and leaving the room looking like it had been caught in a thunderstorm. And which room of the house was it you ask? My sewing room!
So the damage tally stands at one drenched, tired and sore birthday girl, one totally trashed, filthy and water logged bathroom, a shower curtain that has definitely seen better days, a jumper that may never get the smell of wet dog out of it, a set of towels ditto, a stretch of carpet between the bathroom and sewing room that squelches underfoot and a sewing room full of soggy fabric, water damaged patterns and damp magazines. “And Billy?” you ask. Well after I had dabbed at everything I could in the sewing room and shut the door to the bathroom with the intention of getting back to it when I feel emotionally stronger, I went in search of my once more beautifully clean pooch, just to remind myself that it had all been worth it. What met my eyes, immediately brought tears to them. After being pulled and steered out the front door accompanied by a lecture on the evils of taking revenge on innocent sewing items, Billy headed for the biggest dirt patch he could find.
I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. I’m just too fragile at the moment to continue this story.
Don’t’ get me wrong. Billy wasn’t at all put out by this cut back to his personal hygiene routine. If anything he revelled in it, taking every opportunity to add another layer to the mud accumulated over the months. I did engage in daily brushing rituals, with Billy as a very active participant, but these always degenerated into a boisterous game where knocking me over and drooling all over me ended up as the main activity. Consequently Billy’s once sparkling white and glossy brown coat had begun to look decidedly the worse for wear. I have been throwing out gentle hints on the need to bathe Billy to Graeme and Justin for ages. You know the sort of thing, “When are you going to bath Billy for me?” And then, “When are you going to help me bath Billy?” and finally “I’ve got all the shampoos, towels and such ready and waiting, all I need is you and Billy in the bathroom!” Strangely none of these gentle requests succeeded in anything other than Graeme and Justin running as far from the bathroom as the farm permitted. There was always an excuse of farm work that had priority - a tractor to fix, sheep to crutch or cattle to drench – hang on we don’t own any cattle! The only way Billy was going to get close and personal with a tub full of water was if I took charge of the proceedings.
I chose my moment carefully. The moment I chose was my birthday, and I intended to pull that trump card out if necessary. Graeme’s self preservation sixth sense came into play and he scuttled for the neighbour’s place to help with fencing before I had even mentioned my plans. That still left Justin, who is also developing an early warning system where my pets’ needs are concerned. Fortunately Justin’s defence systems aren’t yet as finely tuned as Graeme’s. Justin informed me that he was leaving for Wagga at 1.30 and headed off to have a shower. I lectured him on not spreading water from one end of the bathroom to the other as he is inclined to do when showering. Don’t ask me how he manages it – I haven’t got the vaguest idea. He assures me he stays within the confines of the shower recess, with the curtain fully closed, but all I know is that when he leaves the bathroom it looks like a victim of a flash flood. I wanted the bathroom left in a fit condition for me to bath Billy when Justin was finished, although I made sure not to mention this yet in case Justin decided to dispense with his shower and bolt for Wagga immediately.
While Justin was showering I was gathering my supplies and battle plan. I was going to bath Billy today or bust. As soon as Justin left the bathroom (this time quite a dry and respectable bathroom for a change) I announced my plan. I was severely reminded that he was heading off for Wagga. There was no alternative. I played my trump card, “It’s my birthday, and I’m not complaining that you are going to Wagga and leaving me alone (sniff, sniff). All I’m asking is that you help me get Billy into the bath. You don’t have to stay to bath him, just lift his paws in and the rest will follow” accompanied by a pleading look with just a touch of reproach.
The guilt thing worked like a charm. Justin sighed heavily and agreed to get the bulk of the dog into the bath before he left. The best way to get Billy to the bathroom was via the front door. Billy spends his days on our back porch, from which vantage point he is able to waylay us as we go to and from the house to the farm. I stood on the front porch and called, “Here Billy, Billy, Billy!” No response. I tried again, “Here Billy, Billy, Billy!!” again the front yard was totally free of St. Bernards. I looked at Justin who began to form a refusal to drag Billy through the house to the bathroom, but before he could get the words out I devised a devious plan. Once again I opened my mouth to call, but this time I called, “Puss, Puss, Puss, Puss, Puss!” In no time at all Billy came hurtling around the front in search of any cat that might answer the call.
Justin and I had no trouble getting Billy inside. It has always been Billy’s dream to be a housedog. Actually it has always been his dream to be a lap dog, but I think even Billy recognises that will never happen. Billy happily danced along the hall with Justin attached to his collar. We steered him to the bathroom door. That’s when Billy put the breaks on. He came to an immediate stop when he saw the tiled floor, splayed his front legs far apart and tried to back away at the same time. Justin almost got whiplash! I was bringing up the rear encouraging Billy and complimenting him on being such a good dog. I was cut off in mid sentence by this sudden halt and ran into the back of Billy who was moving as quickly as he could drag Justin with him in my direction.
You might remember that the reason I was given Billy in the first place was because he hated going to dog shows. It was slowly becoming evident that Billy very closely associated being shown with being bathed. With a very reproachful look at me, Billy kept backing away from the bathroom, muttering about people lulling a dog into a false sense of security for five months before getting ready to drag him off to a show without so much as a by your leave. It only took a little amount of effort on Justin’s part and plenty of reassurances that there was no show at the end of this bathing session on mine, to get Billy actually in the room and facing the bath. I then speedily closed the door. With a great deal of moaning about being clean and dressed for town, Justin was nonetheless persuaded into lifting first Billy’s front legs and then his back legs into the bath of warm water. I will admit that it wasn’t as easy as it sounds. The problem was that as soon as Billy’s front legs were settled in the bath and Justin headed for his back end, Billy would simply lift his front legs out and turn around to face Justin’s ever growing wrath. In the end we worked as a team (all except Billy that is – he was playing for the opposing team) and Billy was duly plonked unceremoniously in the tub.
As soon as the last paw hit the water and Billy’s collar whisked off, Justin did a runner for Wagga, leaving me alone with a decidedly dejected and soggy dog. I set to, slathering shampoo all over Billy and telling him what a good boy he was and how beautiful he was going to look. In retrospect, telling him he was going to look beautiful wasn’t a good idea. It made my protestations about not going to a dog show sound phoney. Throughout the lathering and rubbing session Billy stood in the tub with a stoic expression on his face, contenting himself with darting wounded looks in my direction. He chose to follow the passive resistance example set by Ghandi and the like, and while offering no real opposition to being bathed, he wasn’t going to help in any way either. I soon found out just how hard it is to reach those more inaccessible body parts of a huge, wet dog who won’t budge an inch.
As I moved to Billy’s back end, he saw his opportunity and climbed out of the bath. Don’t think that I was just standing there watching him leave. I had hold of his back end and was pulling for all I was worth, which in a battle of strength between Billy and me isn’t very much I can tell you, all the while commanding that Billy stop and get back here. With each step Billy took I moved closer and closer to losing my balance and landing in the muddy soup that was Billy’s bath. In the end I decided to make the best of it and steered Billy’s front end through the shower curtain and into the shower recess. Once he was in I blocked off as much of the opening as possible and turned on the shower. Billy’s reaction was to try for sympathy. He lowered his head almost to the tiles and began to let out pathetic little snoring noises with each breath. At first I thought I might be accidentally drowning him. I turned off the shower and performed a quick check of his nose and vital signs. I reassured myself that he wasn’t in any danger of inhaling water and once again turned on the shower.
After what felt like hours of playing the water over his back and neck in an effort to rinse off the soap under his belly and chin, I was beginning to make some headway. Billy all this time seemed to have resigned himself to his fate and stood still, if dejectedly, while I rinsed off as much of him as I could reach. What I didn’t know was that Billy was formulating his own devious plans. When I moved to rinse his back end, Billy saw what he had been waiting for - an opening between me and the shower wall. He lost no time in leaving the shower recess to stand dripping on the bathroom floor. There was no way I could get him back in the shower now so I opened the door and scurried out into the hallway to leave him in the bathroom to shake off the excess water. As soon as I was on the other side of the closed door, I remembered that I had taken my jumper off and placed it on the vanity with our towels, well out of Billy’s reach, but not well out of shaking range. I dashed back into the bathroom to rescue these items. Not a good move. As I dashed in, Billy dashed out as fast as a soggy St. Bernard can. Did he head for the front door and freedom? Did he head for the back door and his old familiar porch? Not likely. He noticed the open door just beside the bathroom and ran in there. Here he proceeded to shake and shake spreading water far and wide and leaving the room looking like it had been caught in a thunderstorm. And which room of the house was it you ask? My sewing room!
So the damage tally stands at one drenched, tired and sore birthday girl, one totally trashed, filthy and water logged bathroom, a shower curtain that has definitely seen better days, a jumper that may never get the smell of wet dog out of it, a set of towels ditto, a stretch of carpet between the bathroom and sewing room that squelches underfoot and a sewing room full of soggy fabric, water damaged patterns and damp magazines. “And Billy?” you ask. Well after I had dabbed at everything I could in the sewing room and shut the door to the bathroom with the intention of getting back to it when I feel emotionally stronger, I went in search of my once more beautifully clean pooch, just to remind myself that it had all been worth it. What met my eyes, immediately brought tears to them. After being pulled and steered out the front door accompanied by a lecture on the evils of taking revenge on innocent sewing items, Billy headed for the biggest dirt patch he could find.
I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. I’m just too fragile at the moment to continue this story.
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